THE CHRISTMAS SONG (Horde Edition)
by Kevin Harris
Night elf ears roasting on an open fire,
Draenei heads hanging on the wall,
Orcs singing songs of conquest and death,
and Trolls standing up straight and tall.
Everybody knows a dead dwarf and some mistletoe,
help to make the season bright,
Horde warriors with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it easy to slay Alliance tonight.
They know Great-Father Winter’s on his way,
He’s loaded epic loot and gold upon his sleigh,
and every Horde will understand why,
how fun it is to punt a gnome and see him fly.
And so, I’m offering this simple phrase,
to the Alliance noobs, yeah that means you,
even though we’ve owned you many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you.
FOR THE HORDE!!!!