Kevin’s Top Ten Annoyances

Some people say I use my blog as a place to whine, bitch and moan about stupid shit. Well now I am going to add to that by posting my top ten annoyances. If you are offended by any of these, I will let you know when I give a shit.

10. People who whine about shit they have full control over yet they don’t go to the effort to improve their situation.

9. News channels who are supposed to be broadcasting news but instead spend countless hours of air time slamming our president and how he is incapable of doing anything he promised to do.

8. Riding behind a vehicle where the driver’s head is not clearly visible.

7. Anyone who drives a mini-van. Especially career Moms who have little ones inside who are driving really fucking slowly out of some ridiculous need to keep them safe by not driving at a fucking civilized speed.

6. People who think psychics hold the answers to everything having to do with their life.

5. People who are so utterly oblivious as to walk through a puddle of spilt coffee despite there being signs indicating a wet and slippery floor.

4. Anyone who thinks they can change me. You can’t take me from me babe.

3. When I go to Taco Bell and order 6 tacos, get home and find they put 3 packets of sauce in the bag.

2. Any time of the year which is not below freezing.

1. Anyone who is incapable of speaking English. Yeah I said it…

44 and other things

So I turned 44 last Thursday, thought nothing of it. It was just another ordinary day in a so called life. I suppose the only non-ordinary thing that happened on that day was when my parents took me to my favorite eatery for oysters galore. I gorged myself on raw oysters – yum! And I guess the other out of the ordinary thing that happened was the fact my co-workers at IKEA threw me a birthday party with chocolate mousse cake…yum! And then things basically went back to being ordinary when I had a six hour long eye resting session after all this stuff.

Besides that stuff there’s been other stuff going on. I am suffering through this class in school – it’s been a deluge of work and it’s killing me. But I will muddle through as best I can. As far as everything else – it’s all pretty much peachy.

My two “kids”, Kelsey and Tango, are doing well. My allergies are kicking in with the onset of spring…which is my most hated time of the year. I am counting the days to November when cold weather finally returns and this time, I hope winter acts like fucking winter. We got barely a foot of snow all winter long this year and that, my friend, is the biggest load of bullshit fucking crap I have ever heard of. Whoever was in charge of this winter in Washington, DC is now classified as a douchebag. Let’s hope they fire his ass and get old man winter back in the seat. Ah, I remember those wonderful winters when we got 16-24″ of snow a season…sometimes more. I will never forget the bliss I felt during the blizzard of 1996. 36″ of pure white, angelic, snow. Oh it was glorious. While my neighbors and everyone else moaned and whined and carried on, I was happier than a pig in shit.

Guess those days are gone with global warming and all that bullshit.

Well I am going to hit the crib and dream of endless fields of white snow and cold wintery nights while my sinuses wreak havoc on me because of a bunch of trees having sex. FUCK YOU TREES! FUCK YOU MAN! Oh and if that damned Robin wakes my ass up at 6am again tomorrow, I am buying a fucking shotgun and blowing its God forsaken little head off.

Kevin…signing off.

Whoa!

Well I haven’t been doing a good job keeping my blog up to date. I have been slammed with school work, work work and freelance work. About a month ago I got a design contract to do work for a government developed software technology and that has been eating a lot of my time along with school assignments.

I’ll be posting again, so check back soon!