Fishbowl on Lake Ridge, VIRGINIA — Ludwig III the ruler of the kingdom of Fishbowl on Lake Ridge in the state of Virginia has died at the age of 6 years. The great ruler took the throne of his kingdom in December 2006 at the age of 4 and ruled it well. The great king was reported to have fallen ill last week and his health continued to deteriorate. There is no information as of yet regarding who might replace Ludwig, as he had no heirs. It is a sad day indeed in the kingdom of Fishbowl on Lake Ridge, the kingdom will remain in a state of mourning for 15 days as is customary. Ludwig III will be flushed with honors later tonight.